Computer Says Slow

In a world of fast technological change...

...breathe new life into your



"I've been helping people get the most out of modern technology for nearly three decades. From personal computing to business promotion on an increasingly competative interweb. 95% of clients have their issues identified and potentially solved on the first video call. When you focus on possibilities, you'll have more opportunities."
Stuart Lovatt.



28-years of experience

My skills were first developed in 1998 when Google was still a fledgling company. I began my career working for BusinessServe, the largest web-hosting provider of that era. During my three years in their web development department, I learned to tailor technology for a wide array of industries in those early days of the internet.


By 2002, I had established my own cottage design business, Your Image Matters. This journey led me to create my own website, designed to help adopters navigate the emerging minefield that was the early solar panel industry. Today, Computer Says Slow was born out of my frustration with poor industry practices in the computer and online spheres.




1. YouTube advert woes

Has the platform now become unwatchable due to excessive ad intrusions? I haven’t watched any of their annoying ads since 2013 - I’ll show you how to reclaim your precious time and/or save on YouTube's Premium subscription costs:


Time is precious

Time is precious

I haven’t watched a single online ad in nearly fifteen years - without a paid subscription. The early platform was an alternative to intrusive and excessive TV advertising schedules. However, in recent years, YouTube’s advertising model has made even American TV schedules blush, forcing users to endure excessive ad schedules.Let's talk about this further.




2. VPN mis-selling

In our high-trust society, technology companies have managed to gain public trust through marketing alone, but not everything is as it seems with these vendors:


Real online anonymity

How to fix a slow-running computer?

VPNs have become a necessary addition to the internet since 1984. When you know, you know. Unfortunately, mainstream VPN providers are nothing more than honey traps. Real online anonymity comes from knowledge that the world’s top CEOs, government officials, and military operatives understand this mis-selling.




3. Website health & improvements

Could your website perform better? Identify search and user engagement issues that affect a site’s ability to be found - I’ll work with you to make those future-proofing changes. I can identify issues holding your website back or help make improvements:


Why websites fail?

Website analysis and health diagnosis

You don’t know your website could do better until it actually does. My Assessment & Solution consultations provide a comprehensive diagnostic report. My latest project can be viewed here. Let's talk about this further.





4. Fixing a slow-running computer

Is your device frustratingly slow to use? A slow-running device can be resolved without a costly visit to a computer repair shop - I’ll show you how to fix yourself inexpensively:


Why computing devices begin to fail?

How to fix a slow-running computer?

The computer repair industry in the UK is worth £4.0 billion in 2026. 85% of these interactions DON'T require a visit to an expensive repair shop costing a minimum of £80 or high-pressure sales tactics to buy a new device.





5. Social media campaigns

*Typically, 4K centerpiece videos and intros for social outreach.


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Stuart from Computer Says Slow did a fabulous job with creating a promotional video for my Pop Group.

Andy Ball

Musician

I've seen Stuart's enthusiasm produce great results for us. I'm happy to call him part of our team.

Trudy Hampton

Warming Up The Homeless

Stuart has been a real light for our church. He took over the entire website build process for us, after another company left us confused and in the dark.

Fr. Robert

Parish Clergy

Stuart has filmed me and my band during one of our gigs and I absolutely love his work would definitely recommend him.

asiL Tabone

Singer

Excellent job on our church website. Happy to recommend.

Fr. Martin

Parish vicar

Great experience working with Stuart on a recent web build. Everything went really smoothly and he’s clearly someone you can rely on for any business needs. Thanks for having us on board!

Lei Pal

Elevateom


Let's get it sorted

Schedule a convenient time to connect for £25.00:

hi@computersaysslow.com

Schedule a chat with Stuart

"The term doomscrolling doesn’t mean what you might think. The modern attention economy is designed to strip away human creativity. Time is precious, so social technology keeps people mindlessly scrolling - until their last days, hence the term doom - and severs their connection to a true human experience. Not allowing yourself to be bored is robbing yourself of creativity."